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  Technorati Tags: Antarctic Images

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World without Engineers: Electronics Engineers Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers Communication Engineers Computer Engineers Aeronautical Engineers Electrical Engineers

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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and

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Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya Salesman hire kiya. Sales badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni.Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna chahiye. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-.Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer

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#1: “Road of Death” - Bolivia North Yungas Road is hands-down the most dangerous in the world for motorists. This one clearly endangers your life. It runs in the Bolivian Andes, 70 km from La Paz to Coroico, and plunges down almost 3,600 meters in an orgy of extremely narrow hairpin curves and 800-meter abyss near-misses. A fatal accident happens there every couple of weeks, 100-200 people

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When I was 4 Yrs Old : My father is THE BESTWhen I was 6 Yrs Old : My father seems to know everyoneWhen I was 10 Yrs Old : My father is excellent but he is short temperedWhen I was 12 Yrs Old : My father was nice when I was littleWhen I was 14 Yrs Old : My father started being too sensitiveWhen I was 16 Yrs Old : My father can't keep up with modern timeWhen I was 18 Yrs Old : My father is getting

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Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua haisala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.************************************************Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,Why?Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.************************************************Pathan

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A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors house each month. Of course the lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others

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Now, THIS is really fascinating - I've never really given this any thought whatsoever, but it's rather dazzling to see it is presented this way. I certainly thought this was enlightening. Didn't even realize we knew much beyond our sun .... It's a big universe. Antares is the 15th brightest star in the sky. It is more than 1000 light years away.

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long time ago there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by. The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. 'Come and play with

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He is the cow. 'The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses

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1 Egg, & 2 Mobiles 65 minutes of connection between mobiles. We assembled something as per image: Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes approximately... During the first 15 minutes nothing happened; 25 minutes later the egg started getting hot; 45 minutes later the egg is hot; 65 minutes later the egg is cooked.

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Do you ever feel overworked? Is this because you have too much to do? Because your boss is too demanding? Because your work goals are too ambitious? Maybe not. Why can some people produce twice as much as others? For example, Jane not only handles three kids, but works 30 hours per week and runs a small business from her home office. Jane's house is always clean and she prepares delicious,

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The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. But then one day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home

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It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look... All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race... Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors... And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses???

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AMERICA We had a man without both hands, we provided him with hands and now he is the Boxing Champion.. RUSSIA We had a man without both legs, we provided him with legs and now he is the Race Champion.. PAKISTAN We had a man with no Brains, we put a sindhi topi on him and today he is the President of our country..

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Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself,I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room... Saqlain says to himself ' I

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her  husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees  them and hides in the  bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a

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Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and

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A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the  rest on the operational track. The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the

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This story is about a man who, once upon a time, was selling “wada-pav” by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of “wada-pavs”. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His

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1. Worlds Smallest Dog: 12.4 cm (4.9-inch) tallAt 1.4 pounds and 4.9 inches tall, Ducky, a yappy short-coat Chihuahua from Charlton (Massachusetts, USA), holds the Guinness World Record for the world's smallest living dog (by height). Ducky succeeds Danka Kordak of Slovakia, a Chihuahua who measured 5.4 inches tall. The smallest dog ever, according to Guinness, was a dwarf Yorkshire terrier who

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Castletown, England - the narrowest street. Buenos Aires, Argentina - the widest road. Dunedin, New Zealand - the most abrupt road. Svindon, England - the most complicated/ tangled junction. San Francisco, USA - The most curved road.

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch ra ha hoon.

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42

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